You agree to the terms of service below, and the Terms of Use for Substack, the technology provider.

You’re reading this? Seriously? Wow.

Honestly, I admire your commitment. These policies are like the zoning regulations of the internet — mostly unread, occasionally terrifying, and technically binding.

I promise I won’t misuse your data, violate your trust, or build a metaphorical bathroom where the kitchen should be.

If you made it this far, you probably belong here.